In some way to honor: National PIE Month. I know, I know...I already told you guys more "National Tom Foolery Month" was coming. As I was saying, in honor of National Pie Month I am posting pictures of The Most WHIMSICAL cakes I have ever laid my light brown eyes on. I know, its PIE month, but I am not a big pie fan. I do however LOVE me some CAKE. Anytime is a good time for cake. In fact in my younger days I would go to the grocery store and buy personal cakes...ok, I digress! On with the show!!!!

Now this cake I have dubbed: MAN DOWN/CODE 10 (Thanks Frankie) This is SUPPOSED to be a wedding cake, but I would DIE, just DIE if I were the bride and saw this on my table. This had to have been the gift of the mother in law and was a SURPRISE on the special day. Nice idea if you are a non approving mother in law! LMAO

This cake: I CANT/YOU SHOULDN EITHER...Really I dont understand. WHY would I want to slice myself? This just screams...WRONG, DEAD WRONG!

EAT, PRAY, LOVE or the Serenity cake. I would just remove Big Ben or whatever that is on top and this a great cake for a NUMBER of occasions. Especially if someone you know just got back from an Indian retreat! Yum

Legends of Zelda or (Insert you own witty video game title here) cake. I really love the detail on this cake! It is fantastic and perfect for the castle/sword video game player! This is a great kids party cake! With all the bells and whistles or bricks and bridges!

I adore Pop Sensation LADY GAGA. I have been known to Drop down low and sweep the floor wit it ANYTIME Just DANCE comes on the radio. Lady Gaga DOES embody all that a Pop Singer IMO should be: Attractive, QUIRKY, Mysterious (those shades), and able to keep people talking. Lady Gaga makes it so easy to jump on a stage and perform because she is ALWAYS in costume. But because she DOES IT, doesnt mean you SHOULD! If I see ONE and I mean ONE faux, carbon copy of Lady Gaga walking around NYC I will pull a PETA on your ass! Be warned and be afraid!

I already know: Hairdresser cut your bangs too short, a trim turned into a cut, or that bed head look you were going for looks more Typhoon Lagoon. Ladies we have ALL BEEN THERE and DONE THAT. But for those of us that stayed in the house, under the covers until the war against our hair was won you have other options. So stop your crying and pull out a hat, sunglasses and earrings. Put your head UP and walk out of that door. Those are the three ingridients needed to pull a Bad Hair day together. So ladies...Get POLISHED!

Miss Rhianna currently truly is the Urban girls TURKISH DELIGHT. And what a site she was in her mustard dress at some inagural ball/awards...(I mean its really all about the dress).  In any event, every girl should have a shot of mustard, not only reserved for hotdogs and hamburgers you know! Mixing mustard with shades of chocolate and beige is a sure winner in maintaining a POLISHED and Chiq look. If your too scared to wear mustard on your back, you can infuse it in your home. Try some throwpillows, blankets, or dishware as an alternative and WARM POP to any space in your home!

(Afterall Mustard is/shuuld be the new BLACK) Work!

Since we know that this stunner cost a grip; and really, where you going you need a mustard dress? Right, so check out some of MY POLISHED picks in the aforementioned color combination!

Did you know its National TEA month? I certainly didn't. I swear soon it will be National: I dont give a damn month, followed by National: TOO LEGIT TO QUIT MONTH, ending with National: Who IN THE HELL-Left the Gate open month! Now I am a tea drinker, you know everyone wants to be brittish these days: Tina Turner, Madon-don (Madonna hun) so break out the Earl Grey and get your seep on!

But...lets just switch gears a little. Instead of the TRADITIONAL TEA, how about some MarTEAni's? Get it...got it...GOOD! Lets see some OVER THE TOP (Because we like to show our ass) Martini's out today.

The French Manicure martini: a classic French martini, a mix of Chambord, vodka and pineapple juice, served with a manicure.

The Chocolate S'more martini: Vanilla vodka, Starbucks double espresso liquor, chocolate liquor and cream are poured into a chocolate-drizzled, graham cracker-rimmed glass. A decadent marshmallow floats atop

The Caramel Apple martini: A juicy mix of vodka, apple pucker, butterscotch schnapps and a splash of Nocello is shaken over ice and poured into a caramel-drizzled glass, then garnished with an apple slice and some toasted almonds.

The Peppermint Patty martini: Stolichnaya vanilla vodka, Malibu rum, butterscotch liquor and peppermint schnapps are shaken and poured into a cocoa-rimmed glass.

Ohhhhh how I Love, Love, Love all that GLITTERS and SHINES!!!! Look at these fabulous pictures featuring the most fabulous: Liya Kebede in Precious Metal for Vogue Japan!

And when the RUNWAY meets REALITY...WORK! Miss Kerri Washington SERVES the girls DOWN!!!!

When I first moved to New York and had completed my internship I was on the job hunt. I had 2 seperate interviews at Nylon Magazine (I heart this magazine by the way), but I NEVA got the damn jobs. Not even a call back for a 2nd interview. At first I thought the bastards were trying to meet their "interview" quota; considering most editiorial jobs are filled within the company. But then I realized after about 3 years that I didnt quite LOOK like the Nylon Girl. You know...funky, bed head, lasts night mascara, tiara...I looked more oh I dont know: Essence Magazine...neat, clean, boring, subtle. So should I ever reap the benefit of securing another interview with Nylon...Well I would ROCK out with my COCK out!