Did you know its National TEA month? I certainly didn't. I swear soon it will be National: I dont give a damn month, followed by National: TOO LEGIT TO QUIT MONTH, ending with National: Who IN THE HELL-Left the Gate open month! Now I am a tea drinker, you know everyone wants to be brittish these days: Tina Turner, Madon-don (Madonna hun) so break out the Earl Grey and get your seep on!
But...lets just switch gears a little. Instead of the TRADITIONAL TEA, how about some MarTEAni's? Get it...got it...GOOD! Lets see some OVER THE TOP (Because we like to show our ass) Martini's out today.
The French Manicure martini: a classic French martini, a mix of Chambord, vodka and pineapple juice, served with a manicure.
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The Chocolate S'more martini: Vanilla vodka, Starbucks double espresso liquor, chocolate liquor and cream are poured into a chocolate-drizzled, graham cracker-rimmed glass. A decadent marshmallow floats atop
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The Caramel Apple martini: A juicy mix of vodka, apple pucker, butterscotch schnapps and a splash of Nocello is shaken over ice and poured into a caramel-drizzled glass, then garnished with an apple slice and some toasted almonds.
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The Peppermint Patty martini: Stolichnaya vanilla vodka, Malibu rum, butterscotch liquor and peppermint schnapps are shaken and poured into a cocoa-rimmed glass.
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